August 2015 Movie Releases (DvD & Blu-Ray)

August 4^th

Insurgent – The movie cousin to The Hunger Games has a sequel. Based upon the YA(young adult) novel, this sequel focuses on the war between four factions (Amity, Abnegation, Erudite, and Dauntless). Tris is one of the divergents (having all 4 characteristics) as she helps lead the way in a fight for peace or something like that. Starring: Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Kate Winslet and the god awful Jai Courtney.

Do You Believe? – A religious movie about how a pastor influences another pastor to be more pastorly. Starring: Mira Sorvino, Sean Astin (Rudy), and Cybill Shepherd.

True Story – This is that James Franco and Jonah Hill movie that was based on a true story. It focuses on the relationship between a writer, Finkel (Hill) and a murderer, Longo (Franco), taking upon Finkel’s identity. Finkel was a writer for the New York Times Magazine and was actually fired for fabricating parts of a news story in 2002.

Child 44 – Tom Hardy plays a Russian Intelligence agent (in the Joseph Stalin era) who takes on a case involving multiple murders of children. Leo Demidov’s (Hardy) case leads to high authorities in the Russian government. Based upon the first in a trilogy of novels by Tom Rob Smith, the story follows Demidov’s exploits. Starring: Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace (Prometheus), Gary Oldman (The Dark Knight, The Professional), Joel Kinnaman (The Killing, upcoming Suicide Squad), Jason Clarke (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes), Vincent Cassel (Trance), and Charles Dance (Game of Thrones, The Golden Child).An incredible cast doesn’t always spell box office success. Still, I am likely to rent this.

A Little Chaos – A movie about competitive garden designers that are tasked to create a one of a kind water fountain on the grounds of le chateau de Versailles. I’m not making this up. Starring: Kate Winslet (The Reader), Alan Rickman (Harry Potter), Stanley Tucci(Transformers 4: Age of Extinction), and Matthias Schoenaerts (Bullhead).

Adult Beginners – A drama about a businessman (Nick Kroll) that loses it all but while staying with his sister (Rose Byrne) learns valuable life lessons. Starring: Nick Kroll (The League), Rose Byrne (X-Men: First Class), Bobby Cannavale (Ant-Man), Joel McHale (Ted) and Jason Mantzoukas (The Dictator, The League).

The Salvation – Mads Mikkelsen stars as a vengeful settler in the American West circa 1870s after the murder of his family. After killing the man responsible, the leader of their gang also seeks revenge. Looks like a decent flick. Starring: Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale, Hannibal), Eva Green (Casino Royale), and Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Watchmen).

Barely Lethal – This movie follows a 16 year old teenager assassin after she fakes her own death and enrolls in a suburban high school. She quickly learns that school clicks and popularity come at a price. Starring: Jessica Alba (Sin City), Sophie Turner (Game of Thrones), and Samuel L. Jackson (every movie). Yawn!

Madame Bovary – A drama focusing on an adulterous wife as she tries to escape her boring lifestyle. Starring: Mia Wasikowska (In Treatment, Alice in Wonderland), Ezra Miller (Trainwreck, upcoming Flash), Paul Giamatti (Sideways) and Rhys Ifans (The Amazing Spider-Man).

Jackie & Ryan – Katherine Heigl still manages to headline movies, although this one looks straight to video. The story involves two musicians as they find themselves in love. Starring Katherine Heigl, Ben Barnes and Clea DuVall.

 

August 11^th

Hot Pursuit – All of the previews for this mess looked like a rip off of The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. This is a ‘female buddy’ film that has a conservative cop (Reese Witherspoon) and the wife of a drug dealer (Sofia Vergara) that must team up against a drug cartel. If Sofia’s blabbering accent on Modern Family isn’t enough for you, then check this out!

Unfriended – A high school girl that killed herself due to a cruel prank now communicates via Skype in video group chats! Okay, it sounds lame but at least it’s a different way for the genre of horror to reach another generation of kids.

Robot Overlords – Humans are slaves to a race of robots that conquered the world. People are confined to their homes and must wear implants. I’m not sure how this escaped me as it stars Ben Kingsley (Ghandi, Tut) and Gillian Anderson (X-Files). I may watch if the SyFy Channel picks it up.

 

August 18^th

Little Boy – A seven year old boy ventures off to bring his father back home from the World War II. The boy’s innocence incites those embedded in the war. Starring Emily Watson, Kevin James (you read that right), Michael Rapaport, Tom Wilkinson and Ali Landry (that hot Dorito’s commercial girl).

Lambert & Stamp – This documentary chronicles the journey of aspiring filmmakers, Christopher Stamp and Kit Lambert, as they try to produce a movie during the 1960’s underground music scene. The doc also features footage with famous people related to The Who, Richard Barnes, Roger Daltry, and Pete Townshend.

5 to 7 – This is a romantic comedy that follows a woman who writes about falling in love. Things get crazy when the person she is in love with is the French diplomat’s wife! Gasp! Caged Heat sounds better.

Strangerland – A family moves to the Australian outback when a dust storm results in the loss of their children. A search party forms to find the missing children amidst rumors and suspicion. Spooky! Starring: Nicole Kidman (Fur), Joseph Fiennes (Voldemort’s brother) and Hugo Weaving (The Matrix, Lord of the Rings).

The Riot Club – In this thriller, two freshman join an infamous club at Oxford. One day, all of the spoiled, rich students get in over their heads. Based upon the play, Posh.  The movie,Skulls, is probably much better than this but that ain’t saying much!

Vendetta – Remember Dean Cain? Well, if you haven’t went out of your way to research where he’s been, you’d still only remember him for playing Superman in the TV series, Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Mr. Cain has been playing in direct to video movies for quite some time. In this movie, he plays a cop who must get revenge after his wife is murdered by The Big Show (Paul Wight or WWE fame). This looks like hung-over viewing.

 

August 25^th

Aloha – An all-star cast surrounds this box office disappointment. Brian Gilcrest is a US weapons consultant that becomes disgraced, then later talks to a robot and then eventually heads to Hawaii to oversee the launch of a spy satellite. He must also get permission for the launch from the Hawaiian council as part of his assignment. Directed by fan-favorite Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire) and starring: Bradley Cooper, Emma, Stone, Rachel McAdams, John Krasinski, Danny McBride, Alec Baldwin, and Bill Murray.

Citizenfour – This riveting looking documentary showcases how filmmaker, Laura Poitras (who focuses on gov’t surveillance of private citizens post 9/11) receives an encrypted email by “citizenfour” who claims to have inside knowledge of covert surveillance by intelligence agencies. “Citizenfour” ends up being Edward Snowden. The documentary focuses on key interviews with Snowden and Julian Assange. Looks very interesting.

Where Hope Grows – Holy 1980s! This movie stars Danica McKellar (The Wonder Years) and William Zabka (bad guy from The Karate Kid). The story focuses on a former professional baseball player who retires because of panic attacks. He eventually develops a relationship with a store clerk who has Downs Syndrome. His perspective on life changes and hope is learned…blah…blah…blah….I’ll pass.

Two Days, One Night – Marion Cotillard (Inception, La Vie en Rose) stars in this drama about how working class people who may have been disenfranchised from society. Sandra (Cotillard) tries to return to her job after an episode of depression only to find that her employer no longer needs her. She learns her fate is to be decided by her fellow employees in a vote.

Big Game – A teenager finds the President of the United States in a pod while hunting. Together they must make it through the woods alive as terrorists close in. Starring: Samuel L. Jackson (every movie) and Onni Tommila.

Skin Trade – Dolph Lundgren stars as a detective out for revenge after his family was slain by the mob. The mob is eventually connected to a human trafficking ring and Dolph must work with Tony Jaa (Ong Bak, The Defender), a Thai detective, to destroy them once and for all. Hung-over viewing.

Justice League: Gods and Monsters – Set in an alternate universe, DC’s trinity (Wonder Woman, Batman and Superman) find themselves framed for a bombing. DC’s main guns all have different origin stories and must decide whether they want to save the world or conquer it. Voice actors: Benjamin Bratt, Michael C. Hall, Tamara Taylor, Jason Isaacs and C. Thomas Howell. It’s a comic book animated movie! Count me in.

Lila & Eve – A drama/thriller surrounding a mother, Lila, who loses her son in a drive by shooting.  Lila eventually meets Eve, another mother who lost her daughter the same night. Together they go after the criminals responsible. Starring: Viola Davis and Jennifer Lopez. Lifetime should starting making theatrical releases.

October Gale – This follows a doctor who tries to assist an injured man on an island from a man that is hunting him. Starring Patricia Clarkson, Scott Speedman, and Tim Roth.

The Runner – Nicolas Cage is back again as a once idealistic politician that must re-examine his life after a sex scandal destroys his career. Not to be confused with a good movie, this stars Nicolas Cage, Sarah Paulson (12 Years a Slave), Peter Fonda (Easy Rider) and Connie Nielsen (Gladiator). Will Nic Cage ever make a comeback from box office obscurity?

July 2015 DvD/Blu-Ray Releases

July 7^th, 2015

Woman in Gold
Ryan Reynolds and Helen Mirren in the same movie! The story focuses on how an older woman tries to get her family’s possessions back after she left Vienna, Austria while fleeing from the Nazis during World War II. Quite a great supporting cast as well: Katie Holmes, Max Irons, Charles Dance, Daniel Bruhl and Elizabeth McGovern.

5 Flights Up
A drama about an aging couple questioning whether they should move from their apartment. This seems like a drama for rich, white people. Okay, maybe not. The movie stars Morgan Freeman and Diane Keaton. My anticipation for seeing this is at ‘nope!’.

Maggie
Arnie Schwarzenegger must take care of his zombie daughter. Critics were praising his performance in this. However, why can’t Arnie find a different story where he is being a good actor?

Kill Me Three Times
The only thing good about this is Simon Pegg. You can forget everything else. You follow a myriad of despicable characters going after money. This attempted off beat, dark comedy is anything but funny. Stay away I say! Review here.

71’
This is a war thriller chronicling how a solider tries to survive in a hostile Belfast, Northern Ireland in 1971. This stars Unbroken star Jack O’Connell.

Absolution
Steven Seagal is still fat and making direct to video/video on demand movies. Seagal plays a mercenary who is haunted by his past but most complete one last assignment….yawn!

Slow West
Saw this at the Omaha Film Festival like 3 months before it came out because I’m important and/or I live in Omaha. This is a solid western with excellent performances. It’s more of a character study than a western. This stars Michael Fassbender and Kodi Smit-Mcphee. Review here.

Alien Outpost
One of the descriptions of this turd states “what would terrorism look like in the future – from alien invaders?” A group of soldiers must remember what it means to be a soldier to battle aliens at an outpost. Sounds like a plot from a sh*tty video game.

Echoes of War
This western seems to have a decent cast. Just as the Civil War ends, a personal war begins for a man trying to run a fur trading business. The film features James Badge Dale, Ethan Embry (Can’t Hardly Wait), William Forsythe (Boardwalk Empire), and Maika Monroe (It Follows, The Guest).

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July 14^th, 2015

Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
The most anticipated sequel finally makes its way to your living room as the goofy mall cop shows that he’s the best security guard out there. The plot centers around a national Security Guard Expo (ugh…) and how Blart must stop art thieves in Las Vegas.

The Longest Ride
Britt Robertson (Tomorrowland) and Scott Eastwood (Clint Eastwood’s son) star in this romance about a couple that handle their ambitions and their love for one another. At least Melissa Benoist (the new Supergirl) is co-starring.

The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel
The targeted demographic for this movie is the elderly. Now, I’m not being an ageist by any means, but I believe I would have a hard time being attracted to this material if I were in my 70s. This sequel to the 2012 hit, focuses on self-reflection and humor in the face of imminent death while an Indian wedding is looking to bring everyone together. Judi Dench, Dev Patel, and Richard Gere star.

Ex-Machina
This is one of my favorite films of the year (review here). This is the thinking man’s sci-fi movie. The story which features the issues arising from A.I., includes great performances, believable dialogue, beautiful cinematography and awesome film direction.

It Follows
I really cannot wait until July 14^th. This is my other favorite of the year (so far). A story about how a girl, after having sex with her boyfriend, becomes marked and is followed by an entity until she has sex with another person and the curse is passed on. It’s almost like a cautionary STD tale. The film has hipster elements as well as harkens back to the original Halloween in both film direction and eerie film score, courtesy of Disasterpeace (review here).

Clouds of Sils Maria
Juliette Binoche stars as an actress that is asked to participate in a play that launched her career. Her former role is now being played by a scandalous actress (Kristen “fart face” Stewart) and a parallel is being drawn between the character she must play and the one she used to play. Chloe Grace Moretz co-stars.

Goodbye to All That
Paul Schneider (1^st season of Parks & Recreation) stars as a recently divorced man who must come to terms with dating again, all while raising a daughter. This is a story about second chances. I wouldn’t mind a Rob Schneider movie with the same synopsis but this looks so boring!

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July 21^st, 2015

Kung Fu Killer
Martial arts legend, Donnie Yen (Ip Man) stars in this film as a man wrongly convicted of murder. In order to obtain his freedom he must capture a man that is going around killing top martial artists in Hong Kong. Stupid plot leaves this open to potential awesome martial arts scenes. I’ll sign up for this one…make it a late night viewing.

Starve
Three friends, attempting to write a novel on feral children, are captured and become part of a game where they must kill other captives or starve to death. Meh…

What We Do in the Shadows
This film follows three vampires attempting to live together in New Zealand. They have to have a human retainer in order to pay the bills and they have to share chores and nightclub policies. I’d definitely check out the trailer to get an idea of the tone of this movie. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement (Flight of the Concords) star in this film. I don’t know about you but I’m pumped for this!

Wild Horses
After a rancher walks in on his son engaging with another man, he chases the man off and banishes his son. Fifteen years later, the rancher is trying to put his estate in order and asks his son to return. At the same time, a Texas ranger reopens a case of a missing man (the man the rancher chased off) and begins investigating a possible hate crime. The film stars Robert Duvall, James Franco and Josh Hartnett. Rotten tomato score of 17%.

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July 28^th, 2015

Home
Dreamworks presents a movie about an alien trying to avoid its own race while on Earth and befriending a teenage girl along the way. In their globe-trotting adventure, they begin to understand what it means to be human. Voice stars include Jim Parsons, Rihanna, and Jennifer Lopez.

Comet
This is a story about a six year love affair starring Justin Long (Waiting…, Tusk) and Kayla Servi. A meteor shower and a parallel universe serve as a backdrop to the couple’s bond. Their chemistry goes to show that anything is possible. You cannot force me to watch this.

Justice League: Gods and Monsters
Set in an alternate universe, different versions of Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman find themselves framed for a bombing. They must prove their innocence. Will they save or conquer the world? Even as a comic book fan, it’s hard for me to get behind this storyline.

The Water Diviner
An Australian father (Russell Crowe) searches for the remains of his three sons as he journeys from the Outback to the Gallipoli Peninsula. His journey gives him new purpose in life and forces strong relationships. Someone pass the Nyquil!!!