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Remembering “Meteor Man” – One of the First Black Superhero Films

No, “Blade” (1998) was not the first black superhero film. In fact, there are quite a few to pick that came before – see: “Spawn” (1997), “Steel” (1997), “Blankman” (1994), and the very obscure “Abar, the First Black Superman” (1977), which was later retitled “In Your Face”. However, the one that stands out first and foremost, especially in terms of ‘superhero themes’ is “Meteor Man” (1994).

You have to remember, the early 1990s weren’t dominated by big, box office superhero movies that we are surrounded with today. In fact, the only thing people were accustomed to were the Tim Burton/Joel Schumacher “Batman” films. I point this out because it was surely a different time, especially in terms of capturing comic books and, eventually, their stereotypes on film.

On the surface, this is a ridiculous movie but in hindsight represents a paradigm which most big budgeted films ‘should’ follow. Now, I’m not justifying “Meteor Man” as a ‘good’ movie but I do still believe the film is overlooked especially in juxtaposition to Marvel’s Global Cinematic Powerhouse and DC’s Globally ‘Gray and Rainy’ Cinematic Universe. Much of the film may have you shaking your head but you need to let yourself enjoy it for what it is, even amongst the ‘what in the name of Abe Vigoda is going on?’ scenes.

With “Meteor Man”, the story is conventional (for a superhero movie) while also leaving room for comedy – intentional or not (even if we’re laughing at it rather than with it). We follow a Washington, D.C. high school teacher, Jefferson Reed (Robert Townsend), whose neighborhood is overrun by the gang the Golden Lords. One night returning home, Reed tries to rescue a woman from the Golden Lords but ends up being chased by them himself (eventually leading to him hiding in a dumpster). After climbing out of the dumpster, Reed is struck by a glowing green meteorite that leaves him severely burnt and injured. Once awakening from the hospital, he comes to find out that he has completely healed and that the meteorite actually absorbed into his body giving him superpowers nearly identical to Superman’s, except he has the peculiar power of absorbing a book’s contents just by touching it (that’s a pretty envious power although I guess the data retain ability only lasts 30 seconds).

“Meteor Man” is essentially Superman geared towards black people and more intimate in that it is a small, black community that is hampered by apathy and the oppression of drugs and gang activity. This is a unique take on ‘superhero’. More often than not, we’ll find a superhero defending an entire city and more recently in film, the entire world. With “Meteor Man”, he’s fighting for his neighborhood. Not only that, the hero actually inspires others to take action. Now, I know that Meteor Man isn’t derived from the comic books but he is most certainly inspired by them. All of the elements are there: experimenting with new powers, reluctance in moral duty, and even a worthy adversary in the leader of the Golden Lords, Simon Caine (Roy Fegan).

Although the message of the film is captured, the waste of pure talent cannot be overlooked. Check out the cast for this movie:

 
Robert Townsend

Eddie Griffin

James Earl Jones

Bill Cosby

Don Cheadle (in his 5th film)

Frank Gorshin (the Riddler from the 1960s Batman TV series)

Sinbad

Wallace Shawn

Tommy Lister, Jr (“Friday”, “The Fifth Element”)

 

With such an ensemble, you’d think there’d be much to relish in. Well, you’re wrong. Most of the movie is outlandish, but can be enjoyed if you like watching bad movies.

Here are some Highlights:


James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) wears an oversized jersey with a wig.

Meteor Man plants a giant garden (overnight) in a vacant lot.

As mentioned, Meteor Man has the power to absorb books (for 30 seconds) and uses a ‘Lady Modeling’ book in order to have a cat walk/fight with the film’s nemesis. Most absurd indeed.

Bill Cosby stars as a mute, homeless man. Think about that for a second. A comedian known for his verbal comedy (and at the height of his popularity – circa early 1990s) is given no lines! Wait, he does at least have a scene where he communicates with dogs by barking at them (I’m not kidding).

During Meteor Man’s flight training, he starts flying a foot from the ground because he’s afraid of heights.


The Golden Lords are broken into groups, with the youngest being named ‘Golden Boys’.

 

All that being stated, “Meteor Man” is still an important film worth considering, especially to see how far cinema has come with the ‘superhero genre’ itself. Personally, the linear story and message (albeit conveyed in the cheesiest of ways) is refreshing. It certainly is a departure from what we’re accustomed to now. Furthermore, I would appreciate a superhero movie that focused on something as small as a community. Frankly, I’m tired of the ‘world needs saving’ storyline. With more diversity in comics, I hope we get more subjective perspectives on injustices, etc.

With the upcoming “Black Panther” movie (to be released July 6, 2018) and “Black Lightning” TV series (CW Network) making its way to audiences, I hope that we at least remember the ‘community angle’ that was in “Meteor Man”. It’s something that I believe is sorely missing from superhero movies.
 

Note: Robert Townsend wrote, directed and starred in “Meteor Man”. Even though the film flopped both critically and at the 1993 box office, Townsend managed to find work as a director with Disney Channel’s original movie “Up, Up and Away” and even an unreleased 2014 Stand Up Comedy Film, “Bill Cosby 77”, which would be most interesting now with all the rape allegations Bill Cosby is currently facing.

August 2015 Movie Releases (DvD & Blu-Ray)

August 4th

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Insurgent – The movie cousin to The Hunger Games has a sequel. Based upon the YA(young adult) novel, this sequel focuses on the war between four factions (Amity, Abnegation, Erudite, and Dauntless). Tris is one of the divergents (having all 4 characteristics) as she helps lead the way in a fight for peace or something like that. Starring: Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Kate Winslet and the god awful Jai Courtney.

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Do You Believe? – A religious movie about how a pastor influences another pastor to be more pastorly. Starring: Mira Sorvino, Sean Astin (Rudy), and Cybill Shepherd.

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True Story – This is that James Franco and Jonah Hill movie that was based on a true story. It focuses on the relationship between a writer, Finkel (Hill) and a murderer, Longo (Franco), taking upon Finkel’s identity. Finkel was a writer for the New York Times Magazine and was actually fired for fabricating parts of a news story in 2002.

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Child 44 – Tom Hardy plays a Russian Intelligence agent (in the Joseph Stalin era) who takes on a case involving multiple murders of children. Leo Demidov’s (Hardy) case leads to high authorities in the Russian government. Based upon the first in a trilogy of novels by Tom Rob Smith, the story follows Demidov’s exploits. Starring: Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace (Prometheus), Gary Oldman (The Dark Knight, The Professional), Joel Kinnaman (The Killing, upcoming Suicide Squad), Jason Clarke (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes), Vincent Cassel (Trance), and Charles Dance (Game of Thrones, The Golden Child).An incredible cast doesn’t always spell box office success. Still, I am likely to rent this.

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A Little Chaos – A movie about competitive garden designers that are tasked to create a one of a kind water fountain on the grounds of le chateau de Versailles. I’m not making this up. Starring: Kate Winslet (The Reader), Alan Rickman (Harry Potter), Stanley Tucci(Transformers 4: Age of Extinction), and Matthias Schoenaerts (Bullhead).

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Adult Beginners – A drama about a businessman (Nick Kroll) that loses it all but while staying with his sister (Rose Byrne) learns valuable life lessons. Starring: Nick Kroll (The League), Rose Byrne (X-Men: First Class), Bobby Cannavale (Ant-Man), Joel McHale (Ted) and Jason Mantzoukas (The Dictator, The League).

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The Salvation – Mads Mikkelsen stars as a vengeful settler in the American West circa 1870s after the murder of his family. After killing the man responsible, the leader of their gang also seeks revenge. Looks like a decent flick. Starring: Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale, Hannibal), Eva Green (Casino Royale), and Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Watchmen).

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Barely Lethal – This movie follows a 16 year old teenager assassin after she fakes her own death and enrolls in a suburban high school. She quickly learns that school clicks and popularity come at a price. Starring: Jessica Alba (Sin City), Sophie Turner (Game of Thrones), and Samuel L. Jackson (every movie). Yawn!

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Madame Bovary – A drama focusing on an adulterous wife as she tries to escape her boring lifestyle. Starring: Mia Wasikowska (In Treatment, Alice in Wonderland), Ezra Miller (Trainwreck, upcoming Flash), Paul Giamatti (Sideways) and Rhys Ifans (The Amazing Spider-Man).

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Jackie & Ryan – Katherine Heigl still manages to headline movies, although this one looks straight to video. The story involves two musicians as they find themselves in love. Starring Katherine Heigl, Ben Barnes and Clea DuVall.

 

August 11th

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Hot Pursuit – All of the previews for this mess looked like a rip off of The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. This is a ‘female buddy’ film that has a conservative cop (Reese Witherspoon) and the wife of a drug dealer (Sofia Vergara) that must team up against a drug cartel. If Sofia’s blabbering accent on Modern Family isn’t enough for you, then check this out!

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Unfriended – A high school girl that killed herself due to a cruel prank now communicates via Skype in video group chats! Okay, it sounds lame but at least it’s a different way for the genre of horror to reach another generation of kids.

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Robot Overlords – Humans are slaves to a race of robots that conquered the world. People are confined to their homes and must wear implants. I’m not sure how this escaped me as it stars Ben Kingsley (Ghandi, Tut) and Gillian Anderson (X-Files). I may watch if the SyFy Channel picks it up.

 

August 18th

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Little Boy – A seven year old boy ventures off to bring his father back home from the World War II. The boy’s innocence incites those embedded in the war. Starring Emily Watson, Kevin James (you read that right), Michael Rapaport, Tom Wilkinson and Ali Landry (that hot Dorito’s commercial girl).

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Lambert & Stamp – This documentary chronicles the journey of aspiring filmmakers, Christopher Stamp and Kit Lambert, as they try to produce a movie during the 1960’s underground music scene. The doc also features footage with famous people related to The Who, Richard Barnes, Roger Daltry, and Pete Townshend.

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5 to 7 – This is a romantic comedy that follows a woman who writes about falling in love. Things get crazy when the person she is in love with is the French diplomat’s wife! Gasp! Caged Heat sounds better.

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Strangerland – A family moves to the Australian outback when a dust storm results in the loss of their children. A search party forms to find the missing children amidst rumors and suspicion. Spooky! Starring: Nicole Kidman (Fur), Joseph Fiennes (Voldemort’s brother) and Hugo Weaving (The Matrix, Lord of the Rings).

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The Riot Club – In this thriller, two freshman join an infamous club at Oxford. One day, all of the spoiled, rich students get in over their heads. Based upon the play, Posh.  The movie,Skulls, is probably much better than this but that ain’t saying much!

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Vendetta – Remember Dean Cain? Well, if you haven’t went out of your way to research where he’s been, you’d still only remember him for playing Superman in the TV series, Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Mr. Cain has been playing in direct to video movies for quite some time. In this movie, he plays a cop who must get revenge after his wife is murdered by The Big Show (Paul Wight or WWE fame). This looks like hung-over viewing.

 

August 25th

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Aloha – An all-star cast surrounds this box office disappointment. Brian Gilcrest is a US weapons consultant that becomes disgraced, then later talks to a robot and then eventually heads to Hawaii to oversee the launch of a spy satellite. He must also get permission for the launch from the Hawaiian council as part of his assignment. Directed by fan-favorite Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire) and starring: Bradley Cooper, Emma, Stone, Rachel McAdams, John Krasinski, Danny McBride, Alec Baldwin, and Bill Murray.

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Citizenfour – This riveting looking documentary showcases how filmmaker, Laura Poitras (who focuses on gov’t surveillance of private citizens post 9/11) receives an encrypted email by “citizenfour” who claims to have inside knowledge of covert surveillance by intelligence agencies. “Citizenfour” ends up being Edward Snowden. The documentary focuses on key interviews with Snowden and Julian Assange. Looks very interesting.

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Where Hope Grows – Holy 1980s! This movie stars Danica McKellar (The Wonder Years) and William Zabka (bad guy from The Karate Kid). The story focuses on a former professional baseball player who retires because of panic attacks. He eventually develops a relationship with a store clerk who has Downs Syndrome. His perspective on life changes and hope is learned…blah…blah…blah….I’ll pass.

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Two Days, One Night – Marion Cotillard (Inception, La Vie en Rose) stars in this drama about how working class people who may have been disenfranchised from society. Sandra (Cotillard) tries to return to her job after an episode of depression only to find that her employer no longer needs her. She learns her fate is to be decided by her fellow employees in a vote.

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Big Game – A teenager finds the President of the United States in a pod while hunting. Together they must make it through the woods alive as terrorists close in. Starring: Samuel L. Jackson (every movie) and Onni Tommila.

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Skin Trade – Dolph Lundgren stars as a detective out for revenge after his family was slain by the mob. The mob is eventually connected to a human trafficking ring and Dolph must work with Tony Jaa (Ong Bak, The Defender), a Thai detective, to destroy them once and for all. Hung-over viewing.

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Justice League: Gods and Monsters – Set in an alternate universe, DC’s trinity (Wonder Woman, Batman and Superman) find themselves framed for a bombing. DC’s main guns all have different origin stories and must decide whether they want to save the world or conquer it. Voice actors: Benjamin Bratt, Michael C. Hall, Tamara Taylor, Jason Isaacs and C. Thomas Howell. It’s a comic book animated movie! Count me in.

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Lila & Eve – A drama/thriller surrounding a mother, Lila, who loses her son in a drive by shooting.  Lila eventually meets Eve, another mother who lost her daughter the same night. Together they go after the criminals responsible. Starring: Viola Davis and Jennifer Lopez. Lifetime should starting making theatrical releases.

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October Gale – This follows a doctor who tries to assist an injured man on an island from a man that is hunting him. Starring Patricia Clarkson, Scott Speedman, and Tim Roth.

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The Runner – Nicolas Cage is back again as a once idealistic politician that must re-examine his life after a sex scandal destroys his career. Not to be confused with a good movie, this stars Nicolas Cage, Sarah Paulson (12 Years a Slave), Peter Fonda (Easy Rider) and Connie Nielsen (Gladiator). Will Nic Cage ever make a comeback from box office obscurity?