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Joy is an Underrated, Entertaining Movie

Joy is my kind of legal drama. No, it’s not about criminal acts in a Criminal Minds or Law & Order sort of way. Nobody’s killed, and nobody appears in court during the movie. But there’s patents, contracts, and even an indemnity clause, oh my!  And the climax invokes fraud, which is both a civil action and a crime. Not to sound like a prick, but ah, I can’t help it: I can’t help but wonder how much the legal issues in Joy go over people’s heads, which doesn’t allow them to fully enjoy the movie. Because Joy is a really good movie.

For movie buffs who are aware that this is the third movie featuring Director David O. Russell teaming up with Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle and Silver Linings Playbook may be their only frame of reference. I don’t think it was marketed correctly, and I don’t think that audiences know what to expect of it because of that fact. This trio’s previous work together may have also set up an unfair and irrelevant comparison. I’m reviewing Joy solely on its own merits.

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Joy is a fictitious story inspired by the life and success of entrepreneur turned business magnate Joy Mangano, inventor of the Miracle Mop and countless other home products. Joy is played by Jennifer Lawrence, who earned herself a “Best Actress” Oscar nomination for her role in the movie. It’s the story of Joy’s rise from a suffocating family and poverty to finally breaking through every shitty road block that’s put in her way, including from her own family.

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Joy is a slow burn that gets increasingly better as the film goes on. It starts off in her dysfunctional 1970s household, where she lives with not only her grandmother and 2 kids, but she also allows her divorced parents and her ex-husband to live in her house, leeching off her energy and her generosity. Her mother sits in bed watching soap operas all day. Her dad, played by Robert DeNiro, can’t get along with anybody. He continues to live with Joy even though he owns his own auto shop and has recently started dating a wealthy Italian widow.

Joy herself is a creator. People who are creators have an innate drive to create things, which Joy has done since she was a child. She even invented a dog collar that would have put everyone in a better position if her mother had actually helped get the collar patented and marketed. But like a grown-up 1970s Cinderella story, Joy’s creativity and spirit are crushed by the absurd amount of responsibility that rests on her shoulders, from caring for her children to paying the bills to addressing every single gripe in her family, right down to doing her own plumbing.

Out of this miserable existence, her experience with disgusting and dangerous wringing leads her to create the Miracle Mop that has a built-in wringer and a detachable mop head for throwing in the washing machine. Sick of having her creativity stifled, Joy takes on a gauntlet of obstacles every step of the way to getting her mop made and marketed. She has to acquire financing from her dad’s new lady friend. There’s someone in Hong Kong who ostensibly holds a patent on a similar mop, and a shady manufacturer who supposedly works with the person in Hong Kong. And even after getting her mop on QVC, she faces one debilitating business hit after another from the shady manufacturer. Despite the fact that her dad owns his own business, her half-sister helps run it, and her dad’s girlfriend tries to care for her late husbands fortune, there’s not a lick of business sense among any of them and they effectively help the manufacturer drive Joy to file for bankruptcy.

As the business hits and shady dealings kept coming, I sat dumbfounded at how her family continued to blame her for bad business decisions. Not only because of her family’s own bad business sense, but because her family knew the attorney they initially consulted had given bad advice worthy of malpractice, and because for everything the shady manufacturer was doing that didn’t seem fair, there were ways to go about going after the manufacturer and obtain some remedies for Joy. So what she does in the end to take things into her own hands, study up, and then stick it to the guy pulling the strings against her without even needing to go to court was highly satisfying (it’s actually not the gun).

There’s a lot to like about this movie. Even though I spotted a toy from 2013, I really liked the 1970s feel. Joy’s dysfunctional family is hilarious and zany. Bradley Cooper is a great fit for the guy who runs QVC television production, and he’s at once likable and sleazy. The story is solid, as I already detailed. And Jennifer Lawrence really carries the movie. I don’t know what it is, but she seems to be a perfect fit to play down on their luck women with a strong drive to succeed. She really deserves that “Best Actress” nomination.

Joy is a very good movie. It’s just missing a little something else to make it great. The scenes showing what’s going on in the soap opera and then showing Joy dreaming of being in the soap opera were a little too clever by half and not executed with enough sincerity, so it came off as a little too tongue-in-cheek and clunky. It also feels like you’re being beaten over the head with symbolism when Joy not only reads to her kid aloud about cicadas who hibernate for 17 years, but her younger self late appears in a dream to spell out that symbolism. The Soundtrack also could have used better tracks to help drive the feeling of the movie. It’s just little nitpicky things that kept the movie from being as good as it could be. Still, I’m really I glad I saw this movie.

August 2015 Movie Releases (DvD & Blu-Ray)

August 4th

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Insurgent – The movie cousin to The Hunger Games has a sequel. Based upon the YA(young adult) novel, this sequel focuses on the war between four factions (Amity, Abnegation, Erudite, and Dauntless). Tris is one of the divergents (having all 4 characteristics) as she helps lead the way in a fight for peace or something like that. Starring: Shailene Woodley, Theo James, Kate Winslet and the god awful Jai Courtney.

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Do You Believe? – A religious movie about how a pastor influences another pastor to be more pastorly. Starring: Mira Sorvino, Sean Astin (Rudy), and Cybill Shepherd.

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True Story – This is that James Franco and Jonah Hill movie that was based on a true story. It focuses on the relationship between a writer, Finkel (Hill) and a murderer, Longo (Franco), taking upon Finkel’s identity. Finkel was a writer for the New York Times Magazine and was actually fired for fabricating parts of a news story in 2002.

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Child 44 – Tom Hardy plays a Russian Intelligence agent (in the Joseph Stalin era) who takes on a case involving multiple murders of children. Leo Demidov’s (Hardy) case leads to high authorities in the Russian government. Based upon the first in a trilogy of novels by Tom Rob Smith, the story follows Demidov’s exploits. Starring: Tom Hardy, Noomi Rapace (Prometheus), Gary Oldman (The Dark Knight, The Professional), Joel Kinnaman (The Killing, upcoming Suicide Squad), Jason Clarke (Dawn of the Planet of the Apes), Vincent Cassel (Trance), and Charles Dance (Game of Thrones, The Golden Child).An incredible cast doesn’t always spell box office success. Still, I am likely to rent this.

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A Little Chaos – A movie about competitive garden designers that are tasked to create a one of a kind water fountain on the grounds of le chateau de Versailles. I’m not making this up. Starring: Kate Winslet (The Reader), Alan Rickman (Harry Potter), Stanley Tucci(Transformers 4: Age of Extinction), and Matthias Schoenaerts (Bullhead).

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Adult Beginners – A drama about a businessman (Nick Kroll) that loses it all but while staying with his sister (Rose Byrne) learns valuable life lessons. Starring: Nick Kroll (The League), Rose Byrne (X-Men: First Class), Bobby Cannavale (Ant-Man), Joel McHale (Ted) and Jason Mantzoukas (The Dictator, The League).

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The Salvation – Mads Mikkelsen stars as a vengeful settler in the American West circa 1870s after the murder of his family. After killing the man responsible, the leader of their gang also seeks revenge. Looks like a decent flick. Starring: Mads Mikkelsen (Casino Royale, Hannibal), Eva Green (Casino Royale), and Jeffrey Dean Morgan (Watchmen).

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Barely Lethal – This movie follows a 16 year old teenager assassin after she fakes her own death and enrolls in a suburban high school. She quickly learns that school clicks and popularity come at a price. Starring: Jessica Alba (Sin City), Sophie Turner (Game of Thrones), and Samuel L. Jackson (every movie). Yawn!

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Madame Bovary – A drama focusing on an adulterous wife as she tries to escape her boring lifestyle. Starring: Mia Wasikowska (In Treatment, Alice in Wonderland), Ezra Miller (Trainwreck, upcoming Flash), Paul Giamatti (Sideways) and Rhys Ifans (The Amazing Spider-Man).

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Jackie & Ryan – Katherine Heigl still manages to headline movies, although this one looks straight to video. The story involves two musicians as they find themselves in love. Starring Katherine Heigl, Ben Barnes and Clea DuVall.

 

August 11th

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Hot Pursuit – All of the previews for this mess looked like a rip off of The Heat with Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy. This is a ‘female buddy’ film that has a conservative cop (Reese Witherspoon) and the wife of a drug dealer (Sofia Vergara) that must team up against a drug cartel. If Sofia’s blabbering accent on Modern Family isn’t enough for you, then check this out!

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Unfriended – A high school girl that killed herself due to a cruel prank now communicates via Skype in video group chats! Okay, it sounds lame but at least it’s a different way for the genre of horror to reach another generation of kids.

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Robot Overlords – Humans are slaves to a race of robots that conquered the world. People are confined to their homes and must wear implants. I’m not sure how this escaped me as it stars Ben Kingsley (Ghandi, Tut) and Gillian Anderson (X-Files). I may watch if the SyFy Channel picks it up.

 

August 18th

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Little Boy – A seven year old boy ventures off to bring his father back home from the World War II. The boy’s innocence incites those embedded in the war. Starring Emily Watson, Kevin James (you read that right), Michael Rapaport, Tom Wilkinson and Ali Landry (that hot Dorito’s commercial girl).

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Lambert & Stamp – This documentary chronicles the journey of aspiring filmmakers, Christopher Stamp and Kit Lambert, as they try to produce a movie during the 1960’s underground music scene. The doc also features footage with famous people related to The Who, Richard Barnes, Roger Daltry, and Pete Townshend.

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5 to 7 – This is a romantic comedy that follows a woman who writes about falling in love. Things get crazy when the person she is in love with is the French diplomat’s wife! Gasp! Caged Heat sounds better.

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Strangerland – A family moves to the Australian outback when a dust storm results in the loss of their children. A search party forms to find the missing children amidst rumors and suspicion. Spooky! Starring: Nicole Kidman (Fur), Joseph Fiennes (Voldemort’s brother) and Hugo Weaving (The Matrix, Lord of the Rings).

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The Riot Club – In this thriller, two freshman join an infamous club at Oxford. One day, all of the spoiled, rich students get in over their heads. Based upon the play, Posh.  The movie,Skulls, is probably much better than this but that ain’t saying much!

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Vendetta – Remember Dean Cain? Well, if you haven’t went out of your way to research where he’s been, you’d still only remember him for playing Superman in the TV series, Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman. Mr. Cain has been playing in direct to video movies for quite some time. In this movie, he plays a cop who must get revenge after his wife is murdered by The Big Show (Paul Wight or WWE fame). This looks like hung-over viewing.

 

August 25th

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Aloha – An all-star cast surrounds this box office disappointment. Brian Gilcrest is a US weapons consultant that becomes disgraced, then later talks to a robot and then eventually heads to Hawaii to oversee the launch of a spy satellite. He must also get permission for the launch from the Hawaiian council as part of his assignment. Directed by fan-favorite Cameron Crowe (Almost Famous, Jerry Maguire) and starring: Bradley Cooper, Emma, Stone, Rachel McAdams, John Krasinski, Danny McBride, Alec Baldwin, and Bill Murray.

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Citizenfour – This riveting looking documentary showcases how filmmaker, Laura Poitras (who focuses on gov’t surveillance of private citizens post 9/11) receives an encrypted email by “citizenfour” who claims to have inside knowledge of covert surveillance by intelligence agencies. “Citizenfour” ends up being Edward Snowden. The documentary focuses on key interviews with Snowden and Julian Assange. Looks very interesting.

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Where Hope Grows – Holy 1980s! This movie stars Danica McKellar (The Wonder Years) and William Zabka (bad guy from The Karate Kid). The story focuses on a former professional baseball player who retires because of panic attacks. He eventually develops a relationship with a store clerk who has Downs Syndrome. His perspective on life changes and hope is learned…blah…blah…blah….I’ll pass.

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Two Days, One Night – Marion Cotillard (Inception, La Vie en Rose) stars in this drama about how working class people who may have been disenfranchised from society. Sandra (Cotillard) tries to return to her job after an episode of depression only to find that her employer no longer needs her. She learns her fate is to be decided by her fellow employees in a vote.

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Big Game – A teenager finds the President of the United States in a pod while hunting. Together they must make it through the woods alive as terrorists close in. Starring: Samuel L. Jackson (every movie) and Onni Tommila.

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Skin Trade – Dolph Lundgren stars as a detective out for revenge after his family was slain by the mob. The mob is eventually connected to a human trafficking ring and Dolph must work with Tony Jaa (Ong Bak, The Defender), a Thai detective, to destroy them once and for all. Hung-over viewing.

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Justice League: Gods and Monsters – Set in an alternate universe, DC’s trinity (Wonder Woman, Batman and Superman) find themselves framed for a bombing. DC’s main guns all have different origin stories and must decide whether they want to save the world or conquer it. Voice actors: Benjamin Bratt, Michael C. Hall, Tamara Taylor, Jason Isaacs and C. Thomas Howell. It’s a comic book animated movie! Count me in.

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Lila & Eve – A drama/thriller surrounding a mother, Lila, who loses her son in a drive by shooting.  Lila eventually meets Eve, another mother who lost her daughter the same night. Together they go after the criminals responsible. Starring: Viola Davis and Jennifer Lopez. Lifetime should starting making theatrical releases.

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October Gale – This follows a doctor who tries to assist an injured man on an island from a man that is hunting him. Starring Patricia Clarkson, Scott Speedman, and Tim Roth.

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The Runner – Nicolas Cage is back again as a once idealistic politician that must re-examine his life after a sex scandal destroys his career. Not to be confused with a good movie, this stars Nicolas Cage, Sarah Paulson (12 Years a Slave), Peter Fonda (Easy Rider) and Connie Nielsen (Gladiator). Will Nic Cage ever make a comeback from box office obscurity?

June Movie DvD/Blu-Ray Releases!!!

June 2nd, 2015

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Focus – More like out of focus! Ok, that was lame. I’m not really a huge fan of Will Smith but you can sign me up for Margot Robbie anytime! The film opened to mixed reviews. It’s about conning people and the like. The story reminds me of the brilliant Grifters with Faye Dunaway and John Cusack. I’ll likely rent this.

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Jupiter Ascending –Imagine someone taking a dump while staring directly into your eyes the entire time. This movie is exactly that. This has the hammiest of acting and a silly story. The special effects are excellent though. It’s this year’s shiniest of turds. Directed by the Wachowski siblings and starred by Channing Tatum and Mila Kunis.

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McFarland USA – A sports drama about a track team. Kevin Costner stars as a coach that whips a bunch of Latinos into shape!

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SpongeBob Squarepants 2: Sponge Out of Water – This movie made a good amount of change at the box office. I wouldn’t be surprised if another was released.

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Monsters: Dark Continent – The sequel to acclaimed Gareth Edwards movie, Monsters. In this story, it follows a group of soldiers fighting the continued alien dominance on Earth.

June 9th, 2015

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Kingsman: The Secret Service – In this fun spy thriller, a young man (Taron Egerton) must rise to the occasion of being a Kingsman, a super spy. Colin Firth shines as the mentor and a lisp-y Samuel L. Jackson rounds out the cast as the villain.

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The DUFF – This is about a girl(Mae Whitman) that hopes her last year in high school is more promising until she finds out that she’s ….wait for it……………the Designated, Ugly, Fat, Friend. She’s determined to change the social structure of her high school with the help of the dude that plays Firestorm on The Flash, Robbie Amell.

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Project Almanac – It’s a time travel movie but with teenagers that have to go back and make things right. Meh…

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Serena – Yet another movie with Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence! They’ve got to be the Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan pairing of modern times. This time the movie examines a couple’s marriage problems in Depression Era North Carolina.

June 16th, 2015

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Chappie – Neill Blomkamp attempts to make a movie in the same vein as his debut, District 9. Reviews were not kind to this film. Well, it’s mostly mixed. Hugh Jackman and Dev Patel co-star in the once anticipated film. Many are looking forward to Blomkamp’s upcoming Alien movie.

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Run All Night – In trying to replicate his Taken success, Liam Neeson continues to make action-y revenge-ish movies. If you look at the box office numbers, people are finally beginning to get tired of this ‘Liam Neeson’ genre movie. I will say that somehow this film has a great cast that includes the super talented Joel Kinnaman and bad a$$, Ed Harris.

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The Lazarus Effect – A scientific experiment leaves Olivia Wilde dead. Mark Duplass and company manage to bring her back but with terrifying results. This wasn’t the best reviewed movie. I’d likely catch this as a late night renter or if it comes to Netflix instant.

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Unfinished Business – I hope that once the 2nd season of True Detective begins that we’ll all forget about this Vince Vaughan led movie. Somehow Tom Wilkinson and Dave Franco co-star in this.

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Playing it Cool – A romantic comedy with Chris Evans and Michelle Monaghan! I believe this was in a very limited theatrical release (for a good reason). Evans stars as a dude who doesn’t believe in love that tries to win over an engaged girl (Monaghan).

June 23, 2015

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Pound of Flesh – Van Damme stars in a movie doing martial arts!! This time around, some idiots steal one of his kidneys and he goes on revenge mode to retrieve it so he can donate it to his niece.

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Survivor – In a film by James McTeigue (Ninja and V for Vendetta), the film follows an agent from the US State Department who must prevent a massive terrorist attack. The film stars Milla Jovovich and Pierce Brosnan.

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The Forger – John Travolta does a Boston accent! I only want to see the movie because of this. He plays a forger who must commit one last heist, while trying to be there for his sick son.

June 30th, 2015

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Get Hard – Will Ferrell is sentenced to hard time for a crime he didn’t commit but he must ‘get hard’ with the help from Kevin Hart. If you like recognizable comedians in a formulaic comedy, then this one’s for you!

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The Gunman – What happens when you ask Sean Penn to do his best Liam Neeson impression? This movie, which tanked at the box office. It does feature a great cast though – Javier “Call it” Bardem, Ray Winstone and was directed by Taken’s Pierre Morel.

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While We’re Young – Ben Stiller and Naomi Watts get their lives turned upside when they become friends with a much younger couple played by Adam Driver and Amanda “Butter Face” Seyfried.

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Danny Collins – Al Pacino plays an aging musician (like he could play a young musician!) that upon realizing a letter written by John Lennon to him, decides to turn his life around. The movie also features Jennifer “Affleck” Garner and Michael “you’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off” Caine.

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The Last Knights – What happened to Clive Owen?! Ever since Children of Men, he’s been kind of off the radar. He recently had Blood Ties in 2013 but that had a short theatrical release. Anyways, he stars in this revenge film alongside Morgan “God” Freeman.

Limitless TV Show !!!

Today CBS dropped the trailer for the TV series, Limitless, which is based off the 2011 hit movie directed by Neil Burger. Just as Bradley Cooper starred in the movie (as Morra), he is helping shepherd this project by co-starring in the pilot, which is directed by Marc Webb (500 Days of Summer, Amazing Spider-Man).

The premise is simple: you take a drug (NZT) and it makes you super smart. They changed the storyline a bit here by stating that only certain people can survive the effects of the drug. Brian Finch is one of these people and ends up being recruited by the FBI to help solve cases. You may also notice Jennifer Carpenter in this series from Showtime’s Dexter. I’m actually cautiously optimistic about this show!

Jake McDorman, Jennifer Carpenter, Hill Harper and Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio star in the series which is set to debut on CBS this fall!

May 2015 DvD/Blu-Ray Releases

May 5th

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Selma – Oscar nominated for Best Picture, this tale follows Dr. Martin Luther King’s struggle while fighting for civil rights. It’s a good film with great performances. Not much else to write home about.

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Mr. Turner – A genius artist (Timothy Spall — one of the dudes from Harry Potter series) has trouble being understood and loves sexually exploiting his housekeeper and frequents brothels. What is this movie?

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The Pyramid – A team of archaeologists uncover a pyramid in the Egyptian desert. They get lost in the catacombs of the structure and become hunted and stuff. I don’t like pyramid schemes!

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Lost River – In Ryan Gosling’s directorial debut, it gets all weird when a mother is driven into a dark world whereas her son discovers an underwater town. The cinematography for this movie looks gorgeous but I’m sure this movie will only appeal to the die hard art house film addicts. So, I’ll be sure to check this out.

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Black Sea – This movie came out in theaters at a strange time. It follows how a naval officer (Jude Law) forms a diverse shipping crew to search for sunken Nazi U-boat rumored to contain a large amount of gold. Greed ends up dividing the crew.  The film is directed by Kevin MacDonald, of The Last King of Scotland and State of Play. Yes, please.

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Miss Julie – Jessica Chastain plays an aristocratic heir that seduces her father’s valet, Colin Farrell. In a forbidden affair, the couple tries to make a future for themselves. Yawn!!!!

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Superfast – This is a parody of the Fast and Furious series. You should question yourself as a human being if you paid/will pay money to see this. From the creators of Meet the Spartans and The Starving Games!

May 8th

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Fifty Shades of Grey – A college student interviews businessman Mr. Grey and is eventually thrusted into a world of bondage and S & M. We’ll be getting two more sequels — Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Free. Lady porn is becoming more and more prevalent at cinemas.

May 12

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Still Alice – super talented actress, Julianne Moore, stars as a college professor coming to terms with early onset Alzheimer’s disease. She won an Oscar for Best Actress in this role.

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Mortdecai – A once charismatic Johnny Depp plays a charismatic art thief/dealer that is pulled into a mission to find a Goya painting so that he can continue to have a lush lifestyle. If Depp keeps this up he may soon rival Eddie Murphy in box office flops.

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Blackhat – The FBI works with China in going after cyber terrorists. They recruit the forever cool Chris Hemsworth along the way. Director Michael Mann’s (Heat, The Insider) latest has audiences disinterested in his ‘hacking’ film.

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The Cobbler – Another forgettable Adam Sandler movie where he plays a shoe repairman questioning his existence. He is then given the chance to walk in other people’s shoes. I wish Adam Sandler would start questioning his own movies.

May 19th

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American Sniper – This controversial, yet solid film follows the true story of Chris Kyle’s journey as a sniper with the Navy SEALs. Bradley Cooper plays the deadliest sniper while on his multiple tours in Iraq. The film was nominated for an Oscar for Best Picture and was directed by Clint Eastwood.

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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 – The sequel to a mildly successful, critically mixed first installment. This time the gang (sans John Cusack) tries to prevent a death by going back in time but instead end up 10 years in the future.

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Cymbeline – This is from Shakespeare’s late work of innocence lost and jealousy avenged. A drug lord, Cymbeline, tries to keep his life together while battling dirty cops and a biker gang. The all star cast includes Ethan Hawke, Ed Harris, Milla Jovovich, and Dakota Johnson. Meh…

What We Do in the Shadows – In this horror comedy, starring Jermaine Clement (Flight of the Conchords), three vampire roommates try to avoid the sun in New Zealand. This looks very interesting. The film is also directed by Jermaine Clement, so I’m expecting the same humor from the Flight of the Conchords series. This looks brilliant!

May 26th

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The Seventh Son – Jeff Bridges continues to make terrible movies ever since his well received film, Crazy Heart, in 2009. In this turd, Bridges plays a sorcerer who has to train his apprentice in days in order to once again defeat the witch, played by Julianne Moore. I cannot keep up with all of these failed ‘supernatural/wizard/dragon/witch’ movies. This reminds me of Nicolas Cage’s similar looking movies — The Sorcerer’s Apprentice and Season of the Witch.

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The Loft – Five dudes rent out a loft to have affairs in. This all goes according to plan until a dead woman turns up at the apartment leaving the group of friends to find which one of them is the killer. Karl Urban and James Marsden star in this movie that you’ll likely never watch on a first date.

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Cut Bank – Liam Hemsworth stars as a football star that wants to leave his rural life behind but in doing so will set up a series of events that will change his life forever. Teresa Palmer, Billy Bob Thornton, Bruce Dern and John Malkovich co-star in a movie that somehow forgot to do any marketing for itself.