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Christopher Lambert + JCVD = “Kickboxer: Retaliation”

What? You don’t recognize the Lambert name? Shame on you! Ok, not really. Lambert is best known for playing an immortal in “Highlander” and Lord Raiden (the God of Thunder) in the 1995 video game movie adaptation — “Mortal Kombat”.

What better way than to bring Lambert back into the limelight than by having him team up with international martial arts legend, Jean Claude Van Damme (who, rather ironically, played Guile in the video game movie adaptation “Street Fighter” (1994)?

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. The crazy doesn’t end there though. Lambert is set to portray a villain in a sequel to a rebooted series that hasn’t even come out yet. This rebooted series begins with “Kickboxer: Vengeance”, which is set to come out in theaters on September 2nd. ‘Vengeance’ will star JCVD, Dave Bautista, Gina Carano and Alain Moussi. Check out the trailer for “Kickboxer: Vengeance” below!

The producers believe ‘Vengeance’ will be a big enough hit that they have already started principal photography on the sequel, “Kickboxer: Retaliation”. The cast continues to get more interesting though. “Game of Thrones” star Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson (The Mountain) will be set as the movie big bad, with Lambert playing a godfather of underground fighting and a scientist who helped create Bjornsson’s character using HGH, steroids, etc.

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Classic JCVD in “Kickboxer” (1989).

‘Vengeance’ is directed by John Stockwell (“Into the Blue”, “Blue Crush”). Well, at least I really enjoyed “Blue Crush”. The sequel, ‘Retaliation’, is set to be directed by Dimitri Logothetis.

I’m surprised there isn’t a movie title predictor for Jean Claude Van Damme’s upcoming movies. Just saying. A betting man would find as many synonyms for ‘revenge’ as possible.

“Deadpool” is so Meta, but in a Good Way!

The reason a Deadpool film even exists (like our main character mentions in the movie) is because of the popularity of X-Men Origins: Wolverine. Say what you will about that film (it’s terrible) but it happened to gross $373 million worldwide with a production of $150 million. Needless to say, fans still wanted more from the wise cracking hero.

In this 8th X-Men installment, Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) is diagnosed with cancer and is given a shady opportunity to eradicate it, while also bringing about super powers. Things go awry when the operations involve torturing its subjects to bring about mutations hidden in their genes.  Things go from bad to worse when Wade is left disfigured (but with new abilities) and presumably killed by the British villain, Francis (Ed Skrein – of Game of Thrones fame). Wade (now Deadpool) goes on the hunt for Francis, who can also fix his disfigurement.

Who doesn’t love a hero who always has time for jokes, especially when the entire story serves the already informed crowd? Let me explain. For all the meta-humor (4th wall breaking), it comes with an understanding that the fans know Ryan Reynold’s career, including his time playing Green Lantern and a previous incarnation of Deadpool.  Let’s also be clear that this isn’t your typical super hero movie. It makes fun of itself and all super hero movies that have come before it.  If the entire story was just this, it would get old fast. The crucial foundation to this working also comes with examining who Wade Wilson is and his inner humanity. He wants to be there for his girlfriend and when he becomes sick, he really can’t bare her pain. We all have a sense of who Wade Wilson now. He’s not just that guy with fast moves and wise cracks. He’s more like one of us, the fans. In every scene there seemed to be quick one-liners, usually filled with pop cultural references that served to reward fans.

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It may also seem noticeable that this is a more scaled back (in terms of money) film than we are typically used to with Marvel Films (including 20th Century Fox’s franchises). The budget is around $58 million, which isn’t much at all when comparing to say the previous Wolverine movies or any other Marvel film. Don’t worry though. The action is still there, plenty of it. Let me tell you that there is a bunch of graphic violence to chew on. Limbs fly and heads explode. You can also add in foul language, sexual content and nudity (both female and male). That’s right, ladies. You get to see Ryan Reynold’s schlong, although his body is all disfigured at the time. Ha! Happy Valentine’s Day I guess?!

The supporting cast works well. I’m slowly starting to warm up to TJ Miller, who plays Wade’s buddy (aka The Comic Relief). His delivery is a lot more believable and not nearly as outlandish as what I’m used to. You have the impossibly beautiful Morena Baccarin, who some fans will recognize from Firefly and V. Baccarin does good work as Vanessa Carlysle, Wade’s fiery lover (do people say lover anymore? Hmm.. how about girlfriend?). Other characters included Colossus (Stefan Kapicic), Angel Dust (Gina Carano), and Negasonic Teenage Warhead (Brianna Hildebrand). Most all are decent here. I must say Colossus in this movie is so damn preachy that I just wanted him to get his a$$ kicked.

Although I enjoyed the film, I do not believe that this is the ‘best’ Marvel film (I’m looking at you Captain America: The Winter Soldier). The reason for this lies in the plot line. It is too simple, even though they played with the narrative a bit. There isn’t a deeper seeded need to understand the ramifications of actions or the conflicting ideologies at play. What we get is a funny action film that isn’t so much relevant or groundbreaking but serves its purpose to see a superhero in a different light altogether. Another thing that I had a problem with is that with all of the meta-humor, it was sometimes harder to invest yourself in what was going in. In other words, it was harder to escape into the film. Everything played out the way you expected to for the most part.

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Now, I still certainly liked the movie but I wouldn’t go so much to say I loved it. However, with some ironing of the wrinkles here and there, I believe the sequel will be better (a more established formula will arise). Also, make sure to stay for the end credits. There is one bit of knowledge that is dropped regarding the sequel (or you can just use the internet to find out).

The film is directed by Tim Miller who is known for directing the title and opening sequences to The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Thor: The Dark World. So, not much in terms of his experience but he was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Animated Short Film in 2005 for Gopher Broke.  I expect we’ll see a lot more from Tim Miller.

Note: The musical score for the film was done by Tom Holkenborg (aka Junkie XL). His career seems to be exploding with all sorts of high profile films – Mad Max: Fury Road, Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, Black Mass, Divergent, etc.

The film is currently rated at 84% on Rotten Tomatoes. It has a running time of 1 hour and 38 minutes and is rated R. It is already being deemed one of the most successful R-rated movies.

Go check it out!

Grade: B+

“Expendables” for TV action stars?

FOX is eyeing a TV event series featuring TV action stars based upon the film series. What the hell? Why not?! Let’s tarnish more celebrity legacies with having them come forward and play a character they were once popular for 20 plus years ago.

Not only is Sly Stallone returning to executive produce because he’s probably trying to hit that ‘billion mark’ in his check book, but the writers of “Ride Along” will be writing/producing the TV adaptation. Sounds like a winning combination.

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I hate to admit, and sound even more cynical, but I actually go to see the Expendable movies hoping that something cool will happen and nothing…ever….does. Let’s face it. Most all of the action scenes are average at best, minus maybe JCVD’s 360 round house in Expendables 2 (he’s still got it). You have one of the best martial artists with Jet Li and he’s not doing much because he’s eclipsed by all the other muscle in the lineup.

 

More annoyingly, where is the tone for these movies? It’s all over the place. One minute I’m supposed to feel bad for a village that was torn apart by capitalist a**holes and the next I’m supposed to be laughing at Chuck Norris quoting Chuck Norris jokes. I wonder what it would be like to make a straight up serious movie where there’s a ton at stake for all characters. Just look at what made all of these action stars famous: Universal Soldier, First Blood, Terminator, Missing in Action, Hero, Rocky IV, Die Hard. Do you realize anything? Yeah, sure there’s jokes in some of these films but overall there is a tone that is set and doesn’t deviate through the entire film. Make a movie like that.

1_027-2I’m done ranting about how I wish an “Expendables” movie could be. So, where does that leave me with the TV action stars supposedly participating in a TV event series? I’m not exactly excited to potentially see Scott Bakula (Quantum Leap) face off against Lucy Lawless (Xena: Warrior Princess) or Mr. T (A-Team) to face off against Tom Selleck’s(Magnum P.I.) mustache. Will most of this TV show take place at a retirement home?

Even though most critics hated the Expendable movies (you saw my rant above right?), they still grossed over $800 million worldwide with two more installments supposedly underway. Oh, and there’s also a female version called “Expendabelles” in the works with rumored Gina Carano and Milla Jovovich but it looks like the project is slowly falling apart (thank the heavens!).

Source for this sad news? Deadline